HOLIDAYS 2025

You still have time to order up : GAY, POLITICIAL, STUPID, FUNNY and SEXY... something for anyone with a sense of humor! we are sending as fast as we can, and we want you to have the funniest, best HOLIDAY cards ever. SO order up, and enjoy the Season! 

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Jesus Birthday HOLIDAYS
Jesus Birthday HOLIDAYS
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL18 FAT ass santa
HL18 FAT ass santa
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL01 NO HUSBANDS!
HL01 NO HUSBANDS!
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL19 Santa Wave
HL19 Santa Wave
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL21 SANTA BITCHES
HL21 SANTA BITCHES
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL26 Jesus Jam
HL26 Jesus Jam
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL25 Resolutions
HL25 Resolutions
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL22 HOHOHOH
HL22 HOHOHOH
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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THIS YEAR IS A SHIT SHOW!
THIS YEAR IS A SHIT SHOW!
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL04 ANOTHER YEAR
HL04 ANOTHER YEAR
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL03 OMG
HL03 OMG
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL27 Santa NOT AGAIN!
HL27 Santa NOT AGAIN!
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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XM10 Hope you like Bullshit!
XM10 Hope you like Bullshit!
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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XM09 Xmas Whore!
XM09 Xmas Whore!
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.50
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HL05 FALALALALAfuckingLA
HL05 FALALALALAfuckingLA
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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GOOD VIBES HOLIDAYS
GOOD VIBES HOLIDAYS
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
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HL11 Santa Tanked
HL11 Santa Tanked
Offensive+Delightful
from $ 6.00
Jesus Birthday HOLIDAYS
Jesus Birthday HOLIDAYS
Jesus Birthday HOLIDAYS
Jesus Birthday HOLIDAYS
Jesus Birthday HOLIDAYS
Jesus Birthday HOLIDAYS
Offensive+Delightful

Jesus Birthday HOLIDAYS

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
HL18 FAT ass santa
HL18 FAT ass santa
HL18 FAT ass santa
HL18 FAT ass santa
HL18 FAT ass santa
HL18 FAT ass santa
Offensive+Delightful

HL18 FAT ass santa

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
HL01 NO HUSBANDS!
HL01 NO HUSBANDS!
HL01 NO HUSBANDS!
HL01 NO HUSBANDS!
HL01 NO HUSBANDS!
HL01 NO HUSBANDS!
Offensive+Delightful

HL01 NO HUSBANDS!

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
HL19 Santa Wave
HL19 Santa Wave
HL19 Santa Wave
HL19 Santa Wave
HL19 Santa Wave
HL19 Santa Wave
Offensive+Delightful

HL19 Santa Wave

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
HL21 SANTA BITCHES
HL21 SANTA BITCHES
HL21 SANTA BITCHES
HL21 SANTA BITCHES
HL21 SANTA BITCHES
HL21 SANTA BITCHES
Offensive+Delightful

HL21 SANTA BITCHES

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
HL26 Jesus Jam
HL26 Jesus Jam
HL26 Jesus Jam
HL26 Jesus Jam
HL26 Jesus Jam
HL26 Jesus Jam
Offensive+Delightful

HL26 Jesus Jam

$ 17.00

Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
HL25 Resolutions
HL25 Resolutions
HL25 Resolutions
HL25 Resolutions
HL25 Resolutions
HL25 Resolutions
HL25 Resolutions
HL25 Resolutions
HL25 Resolutions
HL25 Resolutions
Offensive+Delightful

HL25 Resolutions

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
HL22 HOHOHOH
HL22 HOHOHOH
HL22 HOHOHOH
HL22 HOHOHOH
HL22 HOHOHOH
HL22 HOHOHOH
Offensive+Delightful

HL22 HOHOHOH

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
THIS YEAR IS A SHIT SHOW!
THIS YEAR IS A SHIT SHOW!
THIS YEAR IS A SHIT SHOW!
dr11a
DR11 SHIT SHOW! - Offensive+Delightful Cards
THIS YEAR IS A SHIT SHOW!
THIS YEAR IS A SHIT SHOW!
THIS YEAR IS A SHIT SHOW!
dr11a
DR11 SHIT SHOW! - Offensive+Delightful Cards
Offensive+Delightful

THIS YEAR IS A SHIT SHOW!

$ 16.50

"Thank god for weed!" SIZE: A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank   PAPER: Premium 100lb. Made in USA

WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card
Offensive+Delightful

WELL JINGLE MY BELLS! christmas card

$ 17.00

Style No. HL15 "Well jingle my bells! and have a very merry christmas!"

HL04 ANOTHER YEAR
HL04 ANOTHER YEAR
HL04 ANOTHER YEAR
HL04 ANOTHER YEAR
HL04 ANOTHER YEAR
HL04 ANOTHER YEAR
Offensive+Delightful

HL04 ANOTHER YEAR

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
HL03 OMG
HL03 OMG
HL03 OMG
HL03 OMG
HL03 OMG
HL03 OMG
Offensive+Delightful

HL03 OMG

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)  
INSIDE: Blank
PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
HL02 Bah Hum Bug!
Offensive+Delightful

HL02 Bah Hum Bug!

$ 6.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness PRINTING: 4 Color Offset  ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.  Made in USA
HL27 Santa NOT AGAIN!
HL27 Santa NOT AGAIN!
HL27 Santa NOT AGAIN!
HL27 Santa NOT AGAIN!
HL27 Santa NOT AGAIN!
HL27 Santa NOT AGAIN!
Offensive+Delightful

HL27 Santa NOT AGAIN!

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
XM10 Hope you like Bullshit!
XM10 Hope you like Bullshit!
XM10 Hope you like Bullshit!
XM10 Hope you like Bullshit!
XM10 Hope you like Bullshit!
XM10 Hope you like Bullshit!
Offensive+Delightful

XM10 Hope you like Bullshit!

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
XM09 Xmas Whore!
XM09 Xmas Whore!
Offensive+Delightful

XM09 Xmas Whore!

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
HL05 FALALALALAfuckingLA
HL05 FALALALALAfuckingLA
HL05 FALALALALAfuckingLA
HL05 FALALALALAfuckingLA
HL05 FALALALALAfuckingLA
HL05 FALALALALAfuckingLA
Offensive+Delightful

HL05 FALALALALAfuckingLA

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA
GOOD VIBES HOLIDAYS
GOOD VIBES HOLIDAYS
GOOD VIBES HOLIDAYS
GOOD VIBES HOLIDAYS
GOOD VIBES HOLIDAYS
GOOD VIBES HOLIDAYS
Offensive+Delightful

GOOD VIBES HOLIDAYS

$ 17.00

Style MX03 good vibes "Peace, Joy, good vibes, and all that shit!" Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness ENVELOPE: Metallic 80lb. Made in USA

HL11 Santa Tanked
HL11 Santa Tanked
HL11 Santa Tanked
HL11 Santa Tanked
HL11 Santa Tanked
HL11 Santa Tanked
Offensive+Delightful

HL11 Santa Tanked

$ 17.00
Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)   INSIDE: Blank PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
PRINTING: 4 Color Offset 
ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb. 
Made in USA